You had me at menthol.
Fugly chick: "Do y'all smoke?"
Handsome man: "No, I'm sorry, I just quit. You can have our ash tray, though."
Fugly chick: "Naw, I just wanted to bum a cig."
Handsome man: "That guy over there just lit up like 10 minutes ago."
Fugly chick: "Sweet, are they menthols?"
Handome man: [blank stare]