Begging for exact change in Jesus name
"Dan Snyder, one day I will see you on the street and I will stab you with a rusty shank. You will die in my arms. I hate you Dan Snyder."
Woman on cell phone: "No, she's not pushing him for child support yet 'cause she doesn't know who the baby's father is."
Overheard on a train in the DC Metro on Saturday Night (12/12/09):
Sunday at Lucky Strike in Chinatown - 3 girls sitting at one of the bar tables which holds bowling balls underneath. A guy walks up and says, "Do you mind if I look at your balls?"
Labels: Tourons (Tourist + Moron)