It's our 1000th post! Where's our &#@!ing book deal?

Teenage high school girl #1, pointing to the movie The Boy in the Striped Pajamas at a Red Box: "Oh my God, I've heard this movie is so good! Its about the Holocaust."

Teenage high school girl #2: "I love the Holocaust...you know, like not love the Holocaust, but like I love learning about it and stuff, ya know?"

Teenage high school girl #1: "Yeah, totally...its so sad what happened to those people, but I love it too....I mean the learning part."

Teenage high school girl #2: "Yeah, for sure."