A sign our criminal justice system works
I was walking up 14th street between U & V and there were a bunch of guys standing around - one guy said, "Man, I have way too many felonies to fuck with that guy!"
Labels: U Street
I was walking up 14th street between U & V and there were a bunch of guys standing around - one guy said, "Man, I have way too many felonies to fuck with that guy!"
Labels: U Street
Overheard at George Mason in Fairfax:
After a very loud argument between a couple and the female getting off the metro ...
Labels: Metro
Early-40's Dude #1: I'm not like that anymore. I've matured.
Crossing the street in front of Gelman library, 20 year old guy to his friend:
Labels: GW
Waiting for the elevator doors to close inside Union Station metro -
Labels: Metro
In a restaurant bathroom in Penn Quarter:
Labels: Hill
A woman walks into the cafe with her two- or three-year-old son and points to a magazine with Obama's picture on the cover.
Labels: Kids
In Shirlington:
On the red line, near Brookland:
Group talking about Dawson's Creek. After 10 minutes of conversation:
Sorry about the lack of 2010 posts so far. The holidays came and went and then your editors spent some time eavesdropping in sunny LA. Here's one of our favorites (heard on Venice Beach):
"Dan Snyder, one day I will see you on the street and I will stab you with a rusty shank. You will die in my arms. I hate you Dan Snyder."
Labels: Sports
Woman on cell phone: "No, she's not pushing him for child support yet 'cause she doesn't know who the baby's father is."
Overheard on a train in the DC Metro on Saturday Night (12/12/09):
Labels: Metro
Sunday at Lucky Strike in Chinatown - 3 girls sitting at one of the bar tables which holds bowling balls underneath. A guy walks up and says, "Do you mind if I look at your balls?"
Labels: Tourons (Tourist + Moron)
Overheard on the Metro Red Line:
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Northern Virginia:
Overheard on a neighboring table in a Chili's in Crystal City...
Intern to group of interns: I had a teacher who called me a schmuck once. I didn't know what it meant, so I looked it up and went up to her and said, did you know that you just called me a penis?
On the Metro Halloween night.
Labels: Metro
Setting: FedEx Field, 11:15-30ish PM, roughly 3 minutes remaining in the Redskins - Eagles Game. The Redskins have the ball and look like they may score.
Labels: Sports
In the men's room at the State Department:
Labels: Silly Bureaucrats
A gaggle of girls in their late teens are leaving Union Station, one says to the other: See I told you it wasn't an airport!