Monday, November 24, 2008

She's just being Miley . . .

Two guys in Georgetown talking about chick flicks:

Guy #1: Wait, you LIKED Mean Girls?!
Guy #2: Dude, don't start with me. You DVR Hanna Montana.

[And on that note: All of the EavesdropDC folks are taking off for Thanksgiving. We'll soon be stuffing our faces with turkey . . . and not in the DC area. Keep sending stuff in, and we'll resume our usual posting schedule on Monday. Gobble Gobble!]

Friday, November 21, 2008

You're a bad friend.

Girl number one in consulting firm business suit: "Why didn't you say anything?"
Girl number two in consulting firm business suit: "Well I couldn't just tell her she looked like a fucking crack ho."


Thursday, November 20, 2008

Gossip Girl here . . . I've got the skinny on some GW hanky-panky

I am walking to a friend's house in an apt. technically on GW campus, pass three undergrad females. One says quietly, "I don't remember." Her friend yells, "Is that why you were screaming? I KNEW it was more than just fingering!"


Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Obama's got his swim cap ready.

A family of tourists walks by the Reflecting Pool. The son says in a concerned voice..."But dad, is that REALLY where the president swims?"

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Don't blame me, it wasn't my turn to post.

In line for the bathroom at the Hirshhorn Afterhours:

Girl to her friends: "That's going to be the next chapter of the book - Boys who Text but Won't Have Sex!!"

Friday, November 14, 2008

It's not a recession if you can still afford an escort.

On 14th Street, just north of K.

Man smoking a cigarette outside hotel: "Three's company!"

Man walking by with three scantily clad women on his arms: "But I can barely afford it!"

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Wait, there's a difference?

Overheard at bar in Georgetown:

Girl: I prefer shots over alcohol.
Guy: (after thoughtful pause) So, do you prefer Africa the country or Africa the continent?

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Biden's already redecorating.

From our eavesdropper:

i was out and about today... and there was a young family walking behind me.
an adorable 4 year old girl spoke up and said "I saw Joe Biden's house today!!"
the dad said "Yeah, I told her that because I couldn't bear telling her that Dick Cheney lived there..."


Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Metro: Yes we can.

Overheard while transferring from ridiculously crowded Red Line train to ridiculously crowded Yellow Line train at China Town

Woman One: Dammmnnn girl! This Metro so damn c-rowded

Woman Two: Shit yeah. Too many people here.

Woman One: Don’t worry, Obama gonna take care of that.

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Friday, November 07, 2008

Not that we're saying the shoe fits or anything. . .

Guy on cell phone: "Did they sell their house?"
Guy on cell phone: "Ohhh, they COULDN'T sell the house! ......yeah....that makes sense! Ain't nobody can't get credit now, ho!"
Guy on cell phone: ".....wait, i didn't mean to call you a ho, grandma...."


Thursday, November 06, 2008

Vote for Lando Calrissian!

On the 7B Bus from Park Center to Pentagon, The Conversation of two Obama supporters (young women) who talk like the girls on The Hills.

"I went to Obama's rally in Leesburg, but I couldn't get in, so I stood outside the gate. It was really cool to listen to"
"Yeah, was it crowded?"
"OMG there were so many people there, like, probably 10,000. But everyone was really nice and patient, and didn't push"
"Yeah, McCain's rallies aren't like that. I mean, I've never been to one, but I've heard people say people are mean at them."
"Well, it makes sense. I mean, we're talking about Good and Evil here."

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Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Perhaps he just enjoys standing in long lines?

Walking down the sidewalk outside the polling place with a woman on a cell phone walking behind me.

Woman on cell phone: "Gurl, I don't even know why James was up in there. He a convicted felon and can't even vote!"


Tuesday, November 04, 2008

[subject line unrelated to eavesdrop below] EavesdropDC says GO VOTE TODAY!

Group of guys overheard at the Starbucks across from Archives/Navy Memorial Metro:

Guy #1: I'm trying to limit my dairy.
Guy #2: You really can't have any dairy?
Guy #1: Well, I can but I'm not supposed to
Guy #2: So are you staying away from Victoria?
Guy #3: Why? Because she's a cow?

Monday, November 03, 2008

Now I want some Eskimo cheese

Overheard in the break room at a training class:

Woman at table with friends: "Eskimos are really fascinating. Did you know that they almost always have twins?"

Friends shake their heads "no."

Woman: "Oh wait. I mean sheep."