Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Redskins and blueballs

Setting: FedEx Field, 11:15-30ish PM, roughly 3 minutes remaining in the Redskins - Eagles Game. The Redskins have the ball and look like they may score.

Redskins Fan: "YEEEEEAAAAAAA! Let's go Redskins, they're like the horny drunk at the end of the night! Just take whatever you can get!"

And then the Skins fumble and the Eagles recover it.

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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

You stay classy, State Department

In the men's room at the State Department:

Man in stall, sitting on toilet, talking on cell phone:

"My friends and I are all about projecting an image as high class intellectuals, you know, like philosophers...."

End of statement obscured by the sound of a toilet flushing.

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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Trains are soooo cool.

A gaggle of girls in their late teens are leaving Union Station, one says to the other: See I told you it wasn't an airport!

Friday, October 09, 2009

Krispy Kreme Marketing Scheme

Man selling Krispy Kremes outside of Gallery Place/Chinatown Metro this morning:

"$5! Krispy Kreme donuts - 12 for $5! Share them with the ones you love! Share them with the ones you hate! $5"

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

T9's parents - not married!

18th and Columbia NW:

Man: This makes me so angry! Predictive text won't let me write 'bastard.'

Woman: Yeah, it's like the people who invented it didn't want anybody to swear.

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Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Is the tea hot hot hot? Or is it cold...

Outside the Starbucks at Gelman Library on the GW Campus:

"I've never had hot green tea before... I don't recommend it."

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Friday, October 02, 2009

There's no way they were talking about a US Senator...

Outside Clyde's on M Street:

"Well, thank you, Mr. Senator! Y'all actually got shit done! I'm glad I voted for your white ass!"

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