Don't you mean Constantinople?
[Inside FedEx/Kinko's. Two Turkish dudes are dropping
off a FedEx package, having already filled out the
shipping label. Non-Turkish woman is working behind
Turkish dude: I need to send this package overseas.
Non-Turkish woman: Where is it going?
Turkish dude: Istanbul.
[Non-Turkish woman looks at the label.]
Non-Turkish woman: Can you spell that?
Turkish dude: I-S-T-A-N-B-U-L.
Non-Turkish woman: Is that a city?