Don't you mean Constantinople?

[Inside FedEx/Kinko's. Two Turkish dudes are dropping
off a FedEx package, having already filled out the
shipping label. Non-Turkish woman is working behind
the counter.]

Turkish dude: I need to send this package overseas.

Non-Turkish woman: Where is it going?

Turkish dude: Istanbul.

[Non-Turkish woman looks at the label.]

Non-Turkish woman: Can you spell that?

Turkish dude: I-S-T-A-N-B-U-L.

Non-Turkish woman: Is that a city?

-West End