______ runs faster than my car!

It's a '96 Neon, so it isn't too surprising. This just sent in:

I heard this being said last Thursday and couldn't wrap my head around the 60 mph fast woman.

On a red line train at Union Station

Girl 1: I need to exercise.
Girl 2: You should go running with me. I run all the time.
Girl 1: You know ________ can run really fast. She says she can run, like, 10 miles in 10 minutes.
Girl 2: Yeah?