Monday, August 27, 2007

All I ask for are metro tracks with frickin' laser beams attached to them!

Metro PA: "Attention all concerned personnel: 3rd rail power between Grosvenor and Medical Center is about to be restored. Anyone not wishing 3rd rail to be energized: you have 1 minute to alert control."

Nervous passengers look around at each other, but avoid prolonged eye contact.

- Farragut West


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