Hide your pet rabbits, gentlemen.

3 female co-workers standing on the corner waiting for walk signal.

1st woman: So, you think he is?

2nd woman: No, you don't really think he is?

3rd woman: Hell, yes I know he is. He is cheating on his wife and me. I'm gonna cut off his dick and then quit! That'll teach him.

--Corner of 15th and L, NW