Tuesday, August 21, 2007

We apologize for mixing our sports metaphors below - one of us is a girl and didn't know better

Scene: Man cuts a woman off to snatch a coveted parking space along a Clarendon street. Woman (looks to be in her mid 60's) stops car and gets out. She goes over to the man and starts tearing him a new one:

Man: Ma'am, it's just a parking space, settle down.
Grandma: Don't tell me to settle down!
Man: Ma'am think about your dignity, think about your self respect!
Grandma: Don't talk to me about fucking self respect you motherfucker!


At 8:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, like anyone at GW would make a football reference.


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