My new favorite band is Pumba and Mulan.

Man, to woman next to him listening to her iPod: "You a fan of the iPod?"

Woman, clearly annoyed: "yes"

Man: "Yeah, me too. So whatcha listening to?"

Woman: "Belle and Sebastian."

Man: "Is that like a collaboration between the "Beauty and the Beast" chick and that crab from "Little Mermaid"?"

--Metro, yellow line at Crystal City