Some eavesdrops are so awesome they don't even need a funny subject line.

Girl 1: "So did you enjoy hanging out with ______?"

Girl 2: "Yah we had a great time--smoked some, drank some."

Girl 1: "Sex some?"

Girl 2: "NO! He has size 14 shoes."

Girl 1: "Oh?"

Girl 2: "He would break my vagina."

--Luna Grill, Shirlington