Avoid Steve Martin, VA

Young tourist guy #1: Chevy Chase Bank? What?
Young tourist guy #2: Dude, that actor guy has his own bank....Maybe when I become a washed-up actor, I can get my own bank.
Local: Or it could have to do with the fact that there is a city in Maryland called Chevy Chase.
Young tourist guy #1: Woah, he has a town named after him too?
Local: Never reproduce. Seriously.

~Farragut Square