Yes We Can

"I'm so glad we can finally come to DC without getting arrested at the White House."

-A very preppy looking girl on the Mall

TRICK or treat!

Three guys were talking and one says "...she must have been a prostitute at some point in her life."
--Metro,yellow/green line from Chinatown to Columbia Heights

Hey, I bet I can think of one.

Woman: "So this boy I've been stalking broke up with me for no good reason . . ."

-DC office building

Stay classy, Bethesda

Woman in a business suit sitting with table of people: "Oh absolutely! I'd totally suck a guy's dick rather than have sex with him. Especially if I don't know him!"

--Happy Hour at Rock Bottom, Bethesda

You had me at slutty.

Girl: "I hope I never get old so I never have to stop dressing slutty. [pause] My mom would be so proud of me."

--Bar, Capitol Hill

Imagine what she does at a Barbara Streisand concert

40-something year old woman at the Josh Groban concert: "We’re TOTALLY going to molest him when he passes by us!"

I can't wait to hear what she gave up for Lent

Girl: "I should probably go to church tomorrow. It would make my Mom happy. And the Priest is really fucking hot."

--Saturday night, Yellow Line Metro

biologically, sluts do have larger, um, tearducts

Guy 1: Why is Amanda crying?
Guy 2: Amanda is crying because she's a slut.

--Adams Morgan