You heard it here first - suck it, TMZ
A woman walks into the cafe with her two- or three-year-old son and points to a magazine with Obama's picture on the cover.
"Do you know who that is, sweetie?"
The little boy looks at the picture for a minute, then back at Mom: "DADDY!"
Mom looks around to make sure no one heard - oops!
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