Technically, you are an idiot.
Overheard In Murphy's in Old Town Alexandria
Early 20's tourist to bartender: "Is it legal to smoke in this bar?"
"Yeah, you can smoke in here. It's legal"
"So wait are we in D.C. or Washington?"
"Welllll, technically they are the same, but we aren't in either one."
Labels: Tourons (Tourist + Moron)