End of the story: he was beaten to death with a prosthetic leg.
Waiting for the elevator doors to close inside Union Station metro -
Guy (as he jumps into elevator): "hurry up and close the doors before any wheelchairs come in!"
(chuckles to himself and looks around to see if anyone is in agreement - we're not.)
Guy again: "Whew! That was close...I mean jeez, they already get free parking."