New York is neither New nor York. Discuss.

Girl: "Not convinced. You'll have to do better than that. We have Broadway, American Ballet Theater, and New York City ballet."
Guy: "Museums, the most powerful government on the planet, gorgeous memorials, cleaner subways that show up on time and tell you when they are coming....panda bears."
Girl: "Oh, and the Statue of Liberty, and of course Ground Zero."
Guy: "Cherry blossoms, the JFK Center for Performing Arts...The Mall. I win."

--debate as to which city is better, New York or DC at the Jefferson Memorial