Cute and hung ... what a "package"!

Guy: So he was cute.
Girl: I thought you didn't like him.
Guy: I didn't say that.
Girl: You didn't like his hair. You didn't like his teeth. You said he looked 12. And he reminds you too much of your ex.
Guy: Well, okay. But that doesn't mean I wouldn't want to see him naked.
Girl: [pause]
Guy: Besides, he looks like he's hung like a horse.
Girl: [pause]

--Linens & Things, Pentagon City