Part 1: The Suits on marriage

Scene: Professional men, talking over breakfast.

Suit 1: Look at you with your nice tie and everything.
Suit 2: Thanks! My wife got it for me in Seattle.
Suit 1: Well, that was nice of her. I thought she hated you, man. No, seriously, I thought she hated you.
Suit 2: ... Dude, what the... just don't go there, man.

-- L'Enfant Plaza promenade