TMI cubed

Girl to guy she just met in the lunch queue (I heard her introducingherself): "My friend's mom is a sex therapist. That bitch must eatnails for breakfast or something because she's made a LOT of peoplecry."

Two minutes later...

"I'm a twin. When I was born I was 8 pound 3 ounces and my sister was 7 pound 14 ounces. My mom's only 5 foot 1 so we nearly split her in half."

-- Quiznos at GW.