Yo, is Shaniqua there?

Teenage boy: "Yo, can you give me your change to support my community basketball team?"

Professional Female: "Sorry, no."

Teenage boy: "’d like to call you sometime."

Professional Female: "How old are you?"

Teenage Boy: "16. I can take you out for a drink."

Professional Female: "With your milk money?"

--Chipotle on 7th Street in Chinatown