Thursday, November 30, 2006

You had me at menthol.

Fugly chick: "Do y'all smoke?"

Handsome man: "No, I'm sorry, I just quit. You can have our ash tray, though."

Fugly chick: "Naw, I just wanted to bum a cig."

Handsome man: "That guy over there just lit up like 10 minutes ago."

Fugly chick: "Sweet, are they menthols?"

Handome man: [blank stare]

--Buffalo Billiards


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