Word of the day toilet paper, anyone?

Dork: "So I think that's what happened. It probably just didn't get much use over the interregnum...."
Chick: "Wait, did you just say "interregnum"?"
Dork: "Yeah, 'interregnum.' It means a break or pause in a chain of continuous events....
Chick: "No no, I know what it means. I just never thought I'd hear it actually used... in conversation... like, ever."

-- Outside the Georgetown movie theaters