A little leftover St Patty's day cheer

Girl: Well, Scottish and Irish are basically the same.
Guy (indignant, apparently Scottish): They are completely different! We even have our own holiday. I can’t remember when it is (long pause) or what it’s called.
Girl: Yeah, sounds like your heritage is really important to you.
Guy: It usually just involves taking a six pack of McEwans to Bob’s place.

--Metro Center