And just to be specific - the reverse was invented to run over the kid so he'd never become Batman, right? Got it.

Guy 1: So my friend almost ran over a big family the other day but at the last moment a little boy popped up beside the car and I said 'dude you gotta make sure you get them all, or else that little boy is going to grow up and become Batman and come after you'
Guy 2: That's why they invented reverse, so that Batman won't get you.
Guy 1: They should just call it Batman. I'm just going to put the car in Batman and back into this spot.
Guy 2: Seems perfectly logical to me.

--Foggy Bottom