These people will be really disappointed when they find out the plural of asparagus is asparagus.

Woman (pointing to photo): "Look at all those asparagi!"

Man: "Did you just say asparagi?"
Woman: "Yeah, there's more than one in the picture. What should I have said? Asparagus stalks? That's no fun."
Man: "Wouldn't it be asparaguses?"
Woman: "Asparaguses? No, I like asparagi..."
Man: "Asparaguses is better."
Woman: "Asparagi, asparagi, asparagi..."

-- Eastern Market