Let's be honest, you didn't have to dig too deep
Two attractive, late 30s women sitting in the bar in Morton's.
Blonde woman: "So was it nice?"
Brunette woman: "It was weird at first but it was great in the end."
Blonde: "Weird?"
Brunette: "I let him hypnotize me."
Blonde: "Whaaaat?"
Brunette: "Had the same reaction...but oh my God was it hot...I was a dirty bitch."
Blonde: "But you're a Republican!"
Brunette: "He got to my inner dirty bitch."
posted by EavesdropDC @ 9:43 AM
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Had I heard that, I'd have replied, "You mean, you did it in the bathroom?"
Had to have been Jenny Craig.
ahhh, good times. Good times.
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