Thursday, October 11, 2007

Let's be honest, you didn't have to dig too deep

Two attractive, late 30s women sitting in the bar in Morton's.

Blonde woman: "So was it nice?"
Brunette woman: "It was weird at first but it was great in the end."
Blonde: "Weird?"
Brunette: "I let him hypnotize me."
Blonde: "Whaaaat?"
Brunette: "Had the same reaction...but oh my God was it hot...I was a dirty bitch."
Blonde: "But you're a Republican!"
Brunette: "He got to my inner dirty bitch."


At 3:41 PM, Blogger Sean Robertson said...

Had I heard that, I'd have replied, "You mean, you did it in the bathroom?"

Had to have been Jenny Craig.

At 1:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahhh, good times. Good times.


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