You're a smart one, aren't you?
(while walking through security for the White House)
DIA Chick: "I should have brought my DIA badge so they know I work for a superior agency."
Dude: "What are you talking about, this is the White House, they own you."
DIA Chick: "No! I work for the DIA."
Dude: "Which is owned by the White House."
DIA Chick: "Nu-uh we work for Congress."
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