You're a smart one, aren't you?

(while walking through security for the White House)

DIA Chick: "I should have brought my DIA badge so they know I work for a superior agency."

Dude: "What are you talking about, this is the White House, they own you."

DIA Chick: "No! I work for the DIA."

Dude: "Which is owned by the White House."

DIA Chick: "Nu-uh we work for Congress."