What are you doing in DC, Jessica Simpson?

Group of college age women talking loudly about what to make for dinner.

Girl 1: We could make chicken or maybe tuna.
Girl 2: That sounds good to me because I do not eat red meat
Girl 1: Oh ummm but isn't tuna red meat?
Girl 2: Nooo...tuna is fish.

Long silence

Girl 2: I can't believe you live in Virginia...it is so far
Girl 1: I know it is like totally sad and boring.

--Blue Line