Congrats on your JD in moral depravity

Two law students - today at GWU Law school

Student 1: I hate her she's so rude to me
Student 2: You should totally kill her
Student 1:But seriously I can't stand her
Student 2:Just kill her, if you kill her that means you don't have a soul
Student 1: *perplexed* And that's a good thing?
Student 2: Of course, if you don't have a soul your grades will go up at least 10 pts per class. It may be your best shot to get into the top 10 percent.