Franklin was third. That's why they are on our money. Duh.

Guy hitting on girl: "So what do you do?"
Girl: "I work on campaigns."
Guy: "Oh, I don't know much about politics or government."
Girl: "And you live here?"
Guy: "Well I know that George Washington was the first President and Abraham Lincoln was the second. That's something right?"
Girl, after an awkward pause: "How do you survive in this town?"

Classic.

--Cap Lounge