[insert inappropriate terrorism joke here]
Heard standing in line to go through metal detector at a senate office building:
20 something girl intern on blackberry steps through metal detector.
Sweet-ass Security guard: "Miss your going to have to hang up your phone and run it through the machine."
20 something girl Intern: "But I'm NOT a terrorist, and I'm on an important call. Can't I just walk through?"
Sweet-ass Security guard: "Miss, that would be like Timothy McVeigh driving up and asking 'hey, can I park my car here?'"
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