Don't even get me started on how he obliterated that burrito...

Overheard, during breakfast, in the cafeteria at the National Counterterrorism Center:

Guy 1: "...but..."
Guy 2: "There are no buts about it! If he were a real man, he'd have eaten that taco. He would have annihilated it."
Guys: Chorus of affirmative noises from the crew at the table...