Everytime I hear Fairfax, I think of Austria - what's your point?
on Orange train toward VA @6:30pm
conductor: "Orange line train to Vienna/Fairfax, next stop Foggy Bottom"
girl (presumably hill staffer) on train: "Every time I hear 'Vienna' I think of Italy!"
boy (presumably wants in girl's pants) on train: "Yea, me too."