Gay pop stars and cherry blossoms
Gay Man 1: It's cold, and it's rainy, and I'm all wet.
Gay Man 2: It's just some rain. Don't be such a prima donna.
Gay Man 1: I'm not pre-Madonna. Pre-Cher, maybe.
Gay Man 2: Dude, pre-Cher is like, 1845.
-- Cherry Blossom parade