I was going to go to work and then I got high... ooohhhh oooohhhh

High teenage girl 1: I can't believe you're not getting high anymore.
High teenage girl 2: No man, I'm just not hitting the smack when I go to work.
HTG1: Oh alright, that's better.
HTG2: Yeah and tomorrow is totally going to be a sober day.
HTG1: Yeah, we'll just get wasted.

-- Orange Line at Foggy Bottom