Tuesday, May 16, 2006

These boots are made for shining.

Drunk girl 1: Hey, look at what that guy is wearing. Do you think he's a pimp?
Drunk girl 2: Dressed like that he could be.
Drunk girl 1: Go ask if he's a pimp.
Drunk girl 2: I can't ask if he's a pimp.
Drunk girl 1 gets up and walks over...
Drunk girl 1: Hey my name is Laura, are you a pimp?
Pimp: No, my name is (??) and I'm a professional shoe shiner. Here's my card.
Drunk girl 1: Really? I have a pair of boots that could use a good shining.

-- Orange Line


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