A traitor to his generation
(Middle-aged guy gets onto a train and sees a younger girl wearing a shirt that says "Huey Lewis and the News 2005 Tour")
Middle-aged guy: "Huey Lewis and the News... is that a music group?"
Girl (taking off earbuds): "What?"
Middle-aged guy: "I haven't kept up on new music for awhile... is that a band?"
Girl: "Umm... yeah?"
Middle-aged guy: "Hmm, 'the News'... is that supposed to a joke or something?"
Girl: "Umm... I don't kn... maybe? I guess?"
-- Orange line between Federal Center SW and Capital South