Violet, you're turning violet, Violet.

Same drunk guys, Part II.

Drunk guy: I love rasberries. I bought raspberries the other day and they were terrible. You gotta get the raspberries at the Watergate. They are amazing. They have the little hairs on them and everything. The raspberries at the Watergate taste like real raspberries. And the blueberries taste like blueberries

Other drunk friend: [sarcastically] What do the snozberries taste like?

-- Red line at Union Station