I would walk 500 miles...

Crazy homeless guy screaming at seemingly random guy in suit: Hey. HEY! You want this document? (Frantically waving a piece ofpaper in the air.)
Suit: No thanks. (Walking quickly away.)
CHG: God DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU. I walked 2600 miles to GIVE THIS TO YOU. I walked from California. CALIFORNIA. And now you won't take this IMPORTANT DOCUMENT. TRUST ME. YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW WHAT'S IN THIS ONE. It's IMPORTANT!
Suit: Sorry, I really don't. (Starts running.)

-- 19th and E