Only If It's Not A Yellow "Century 21" Blazer

Guy #1: Seriously, if you're going to sell next year you should think about
using him as your realtor.
Guy #2: No, no, he's too cute. I can't be attracted to my realtor.
Guy #1: Well, he'll be wearing a suit. Maybe that'll take some of the edge
off his cuteness.
Guy #2: (pause) No, a suit would make him even hotter.

- Cafe Asia, Rosslyn