Her next gift will be a Jason pencil.

Guy on cell: Dude, you're never going to believe what she sent me. No, not a hallmark card. A friggin mug with my name all over it. You know, one of those kiddie ones that says Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason all over it.

(friend answers)
Guy: Yeah, I'm in CVS trying to figure out how much she paid for it so I can return it.

(friend answers)
Guy: This girl has major relationship issues.

(friend answers)
Guy: Oh yeah, I'll see her again.

-- Courthouse CVS