Gotta love the crunk

Girl buys wine and liquor at Safeway.
Next girl in line buys beer and mixers at Safeway.

Cashier to second cashier: Everyone is buying crunk juice tonight. I mean everyone who's coming in here is buying crunk juice- all day crunk juice.
Girl with beer: Well it's raining on a Friday night, what do you want us to do?
Cashier: Man, I mean everyone is buying the crunk juice. All damn day crunk juice. What's goin' on?

-- Rosslyn Safeway