Ahh yes, I'm here to get money, anyone's money.

Frustrated man gives his wife's cell phone number to teller and waits at counter while she dials his wife...

Teller: Hello ma'am, I'm calling from the bank. Your husband is here to pick up your paycheck. Is that correct?
(pause)
Great, thank you.
(To man)
Ok sir, I think we're all set.
Guy (angrily): How do you even know that was my wife? I could've just given you my neighbors number or something.
Teller: Yeah, you make a good point. Hold on, I'll have to go check something. (Leaves to go in the back)
Guy: I should've just kept my big mouth shut! (Storms out of the bank).

- Citibank on K and Vermont