Red Dragon- that's the one where they have the submarine, right?

Girl 1: Have you seen The Hunt for Red October?
Girl 2: Yeah. I've read the book too. That's the one where they shoot dogs right?
Girl 1: No, that's Where the Red Fern Grows.
Girl 1: Ohhh, well they both have "red" in it.
Girl 3 sarcastically : Oh, well obviously then they're the same movie.

-- West End