Friday, April 28, 2006

Next thing you know, we'll find out shepherd's pie does not contain any shepherd.

Homeless woman goes up to a fruit and vegetable street vendor, grunts a little and then shouts: DO YOU HAVE ANY CORN DOGS?!?!
Vendor akwardly replies: Um no, I sell fruits and vegetables.
Homeless woman looks shocked: But corndogs are vegetables, CORN!!! CORN!!!!

-- 20th and M


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