Monday, May 01, 2006
Einstein's 69th theory of relativity
Stripper: It is against the law in DC to give lap dances.
Dude: I don't get it. You can open and close your vagina in front of my face yet you can't sit on my lap.
-- Golden Palace Strip Club
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